An Indiana strip club is in trouble with the law after posting a sign that appears to offer free oral sex to anyone who buys a lap dance.

“Free Blowjob with Private Dance,” reads the sign outside the Busy Body Lounge in Evansville, Indiana.

Police immediately ordered the message to be removed following its publication.

The club, however, is not actually offering free oral sex.

The Busy Body Lounge has a signature alcoholic drink called the “Blowjob.” One free drink, not oral sex, will be awarded to anyone who purchases a private dance.

Regardless of the confusion, the sign has put the small town strip joint on the map with thousands taking to social media to react to the message.

Police declined to prosecute the club (sex cannot actually be bought by customers), but since the sign advertises illegal activity, it must be removed.

We’re guessing the beverage in question got its name because it makes people curve their mouths into an “O” upon consumption.

Or it could just really, really suck.