Beyond the damaged goods you encounter at strip clubs and the blown out one night stands you’ll endure through college there remains to be one frontier that all men experience: escorts. We’re not talking about the gap-toothed hookers in the red light district, but rather the high end call girls you’ll find on Eros.com.
We’ve all had our time exploring the endless sketchy possibilities on Craigslist and Backpage, but when you have your chips stacked to the right height there is nothing wrong with investing in pleasure. Perhaps the most profound experience in life is when a man’s pinnacle achievement in life, sex, is diluted to a very simple equation. Money + women = sex.
Our nights with awkwardly tall models and dead-fish JAPs girls from the local sorority have led us to our preferential choice. Most people scoff at the opportunity to pay for sex, but in reality it’s only because they can’t afford it. If you look at anyone–from Kobe to Tiger and Spitzer to A-Rod–paying for sex is so in right now. Hop off your high school sweetheart and become a man.
Procuring an escort is more than just paid for sex. But rather, a necessary dynamic in every man’s life where clarity fills your mind for the first time in life.
You get what you pay for
In business and in life, understanding that you will ALWAYS end up getting what you pay for is a pivotal concept. Quality costs, and that will forever hold true when dealing with women. Although acquiring a used pre-owned Prius may get you from point A-B, it is hardly ever the thing that you want to be seen with coming up to LAVO.
Get in and get out
For those lucky men in life who can satisfaction and completion in another person, God Bless You. But unfortunately for the Elite, we’ve come to understand that the world is never enough. It’s not about materialism or sexual satisfaction, but rather understanding that being content is something that is more elusive than finding a woman. Life is about accomplishments and not succumbing to the temptations of finding satisfaction in complacency.
For those of who haven’t had the privilege of doing so may we recommend it highly. Not for the sexual gratification, but rather the moment of clarity you will surely experience. If you’re a woman chaser your outlook will change drastically in life as you’ll come to understand that this life is not nearly as complex as you had once played it out to be.
via Elite.
