Reports of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev being the captain of his high school wrestling team were widely reported, and now video of him actually wrestling has been made available.
The video, entitled “Nate Fights Terrorist (Dzhokhar Tsarnaev),” shows Dzhokhar getting whooped by Nathan Gioacchini at the 2008-2009 Methuen High School Invitational.
Nate won the match with a score 15-3, and this highlight video is shown accompanied by the song “America (Fuck Yeah)” from the Matt Parker and Trey Stone film, Team America: World Police.
While the country may have suffered a terrible loss at the hands of the bombing allegedly committed by Dzhokhar and his brother, this must serve as a small victory, right?
USA! USA! USA!