Breaking: Tim Tebow Is Signing With The New England Patriots

The streets are talking, and if the rumors are true — Tim Tebow will sign with the Evil Empire, and take his talents to Foxboro. Jesus (no pun intended).

New England already took one caucasian-Jets-reject (Danny Woodhead), and reaped the benefits; could it be that New England will resurrect (no pun intended) another career in Tim Tebow?

Tebow saw almost no action for the Jets last season, and with regard to his role for the rival New England Patriots, God only knows (alright, that pun was intended).