It’s every high school boy’s dream… and then some. A hot former NFL cheerleader comes to your school to be a teacher. And not only do you become one of the select few who gets to be her student, but you somehow bag… and smash. Now that’s legendary.
Meet Cody York. A true high school legend and teacher-f*cker. He did literally every single thing I just described with ex-Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones back in 2012.
As a 17-year-old, you don’t exactly have too much experience with real women. However, he miraculously swagged out one of the greatest scoops in our country’s history.
And while the whole thing blew up and became a national issue, he stuck by her side and was there when her actual man left her. Now that’s what you call love. And also a testament to hitting raw.
Not even her illicit history of allegedly banging the entire Bengals roster scared young Cody away. He stuck by his woman and now he is reaping the benefits. That’s because the now 19 year old is engaged to marry this little lovely thing.
The Cincinnati Enquirer reported that the two are set to be hitched some time this year to conclude what has been a roller coaster ride of a relationship. Now that’s what you call a storybook ending.
Surely she will stop f*cking everything in front of her that moves and become a great mother. Then again… hell no. You’re an idiot, kid! Just imagine how torn up that coochie is! That thing is hanging low at this point.
