Hold up. Wait. Stop the record, Dre.
We need to talk about something crucially important to the social fabric—specifically, we need to discuss the state of the follicle union atop LeBron James’ head.
Like Napoleon hightailing it out of Moscow, James’ hairline has beat a rapid and defeated retreat up the superstar’s scalp for the better part of the last decade. Every year, the headband slips another centimeter, spawning Internet jokes and reminding us all of our own inescapable mortality.
This is no longer the case, however. It appears James has broken the shackles of time and beaten back chronology’s sharp oppression. That is to say, he may have gotten hair treatment.
