If you’re sick and tired of hearing about New York nightlife, get ready to blow your brains out.
The culture of bottle service, long lines, crowded dance floors and Instagram flexing is now open to kids not old enough to get into PG-13 movies.
Fuzipop is a service that holds club parties for children under the age of 12 during the off hours of the hottest nightclubs in New York City.
This “Tao for Tots” program was started by Jesse Sprague and his wife, Jenny Song, last year, and they host events about once a month.
The parties usually draw about 200 kids, and the parentally-supervised events cost $20 for a parent and child and $60 for a family of four, according to CNN.
The events aren’t alcohol-free, however, as the parents are still able to get sauced while the kids sip apple juice from champagne flutes. I guess it beats sneaking the flask into traditional birthday parties!
Maybe the best part is that the entertainment isn’t provided by a creepy adult, as 9-year-old DJ Kai provides the sounds on the ones and twos.
Would you take your kid to one of these EDM-blaring parties, or is this a sign of the apocalypse?
