As we all continue to see every single year, Halloween manages to bring out the best of young women all around the country. Year in and year out we see some of the most naive, immature and sometimes promiscuous girls utilize October 31st as the one day where it’s okay to dress like the ultimate slut.
We witness women literally compete with each other as to who can come up with the most unique and tasteful way to convey that they are so desperate for the attention of men that they will make fools out of themselves to do so. They present themselves as toys that are ready to be played with who can’t wait to rip off the colored cloth covering 5% of their skin. The lack of maturity, respect and understanding of what other people actually think of them cements Halloween as a new low for humanity and women partaking in this despicable tradition everywhere.
Let’s start off by acknowledging what a pointless holiday Halloween has become. Anyone who thinks this is the most astonishing holiday ever and decides to plan their celebration a month in advance should just tattoo the word “pedestrian” across their forehead. This holiday is only exciting for the people who aren’t aware that this same excitement can be attained on a good night out with fun people who actually know how to look good and find the most intriguing atmospheres.
Those who aren’t familiar with how to have an adventurous night see this day as an excuse to get completely wasted because this is for some reason more enjoyable when you are wearing a stupid costume. Sorry to break it to you, but you can have way more fun on a random Tuesday night if you’re going to the right places with the right people.
If that reason alone doesn’t make this the most pedestrian holiday, seeing people wait in ridiculous lines to pay horrific cover charges to get inside a disgusting crowd that smells like the closing hours of a frat party will certainly do the trick. As the golden rule of life says, if you’re waiting on line you most likely don’t belong there and if your paying a cover the party is probably terrible. It will probably be broken up by the fire squad.
Now that we have established the pedestrian nature of this day, we can get back to the female urge to dress like a whore with their like-minded girlfriends. Whether they are dressed as a half naked nurse or a naughty cop, women everywhere love the idea of making a fool of themselves on this day because they know it will make for a great story afterwards. They think they can get away with it because it’s just a costume. They think no one will call them out on it because everyone is doing it. Until now.
Let’s be very clear here, the writer of this article is male who loves women but is not interested in the immature girls who decide not to act their age, and instead become a shitty version of the put together, beautiful woman they could be. We just don’t have that much respect or interest in women that are too easy because we have been there, done that and all it leads to is rhythm-less sex and an STD scare.
Sure, it’s fine to wear a costume with some unique sex appeal but there is no reason why we need to see your belly button ring and your Jenny Craig stomach popping out of your waist line. You’ll get all the attention you want but only because you’ll be looked at as an easy one night stand and nothing else.
Don’t complain if you got ambushed by creeps the whole night if you dress like someone who takes pleasure in being in the same company as one. Only the creepiest guys think it’s prideful to walk around with a girl who is okay with exposing herself to everyone she sees.
The worst part about it is that you will constantly here girls complaining that they can’t find any good guys out there. Well here is a newsflash, the reason you can’t find your dream guy is because he is smart enough to know that he is not going to settle down with a Halloween whore and is way more interested in the female that actually challenges him. Your dream guy is looking for a girl that can actually hold a conversation further than “do you come here often?”.
Halloween is a stupid holiday filled with stupid people roaming the streets because they feel obligated to do so for one night out of the year.
Be above the conformity of this holiday and these childish acts by understanding that there is far more things to do in October than pick out which slutty costume will make you seem the least intelligent and worthy of conversation. You do know it doesn’t have to be Halloween for you to want to dress slutty in order to bang someone right?
Preston Waters | Elite.
